Department Stores

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• I don't want your damn store card. You don't need to ask me once, and then tell me 3 times that I'll save 15% on that purchase. All I want to do is buy the shirt I handed you. If you don't want to take my cash for it without harassing me about the store card, I'll go to another store that will.

• Back in my day, a department store was organized into departments - Shoes, shirts, pants for the men. Dresses, skirts, tops for the women. And, it was all arranged neatly according to size. Now, they got the store divided up by designers. Ya want a shirt and pair of slacks? Ya gotta traipse around 2 floors looking at every different designer that you never heard off and each one is more expensive than the last.

• People who step off an escalator and stop to figure out where they are. Get the hell out of the way so others can get off the escalator without running you over.