Men

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• Whoever taught men that it okay to spit in public??? It's rude and totally disgusting!!!

• And while you're at it, if you're going to take an airplane, put on some long pants. The last damn thing I need is to have your sweaty thighs one inch away from my legs.

• Bum Phillips wore a cowboy hat when he was coaching the Houston Oilers. Except when they played in the Astrodome because his momma taught him not to wear a hat indoors. If it's good enough for an NFL coach, it ought to be good enough for you. When you go inside take your hat off. And when you go back outside, put it on right, not backwards, not sideways.